Men and Women

[Nemesis]

Envoyé par Caprice

And u think so?

Women become fatter just 'coz you make them spend more time in the kitchen trying to please u

or rather I know more men becoming fatter after marriage than women... and even before marriage many of them are fatter

[Caprice]

and bald

[Nemesis]

Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.

Men are like... mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like... bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like... government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like... parking spots. All the good ones are taken.

Men are like... copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.

Men are like... lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like... bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Men are like... high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like... miniskirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.

[Caprice]

Poor men...

[Nemesis]

they are not really that poor...
here is a joke about women in return!

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Five Reasons Computers Must Be Female

I. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

II. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

III. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

IV. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

V. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

[Caprice]

..and the reasons are so right, also!